"George Washington, you dirty Bitch" - B

 "George Washington you m efffer." - Me

Tonight B and I had roommate dinner date night at Molina's.

We were talking about scheduling time off for the biggest holidays of the year when I asked B what day did Thanksgiving actually happen on.

She told me she doesn't know, but she does know the rhyme: Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492.

So then we proceeded to google the actual date he discovered America.

When I pulled it up it hit me that Christopher Columbus and Thanksgiving are NOT the same thing. BTW Thanksgiving is not a day dedicated to giving thanks for Columbus discovered America.

WTF is wrong with us? I guess I should have paid more attention in history...and in life. Sometimes I swear we are drunk without actually drinking. Did she spike our water with Grey Goose? She's always doing that...

P.S. Why wasn't every 4th Friday declared Thanksgiving instead of Thursday?

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